I really need to poo. I haven't had a good poo since Friday - and I'm going to erupt like Mt Vesuvius it's not a question of if - but when. I'm just suffering with a sore tummy so I really need it to happen soon. I've had a hot bath, I've done the poo dance (wiggling my legs and stuff), I've had my Tummy massaged - clockwise, I've had sugar water, Mummy's been drinking lots of orange juice, I've had a little lentil curry tonight and I'm trying to get into the right frame of mind by constantly blowing raspsberries - but at the moment none of this has worked. I really need to poo!
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